01-A (Not-So) Imaginary Conversation

PUBLIC WORSHIP GOD-ORDAINED or MAN-INVENTED?

Two men, coming from opposite directions, join the bus queue.
Tom: 'Hi, there, Bill! Fancy meeting you! Long time no see'.
Bill: 'You could say that again! How's things?'
After the usual exchange of mutual pleasantries and enquiries,
the conversation takes a more serious turn.
'Where do you worship these days?'
'Oh, we're still at Great Snoring. But we've just called a new
pastor – Sober Sam. So... we're really hoping things will pick up
under his ministry. How about you? Where are you going to
church?'
'For some months we've been worshipping at Frantic
Community Church'.