Heterochronic Parabiosis! Yes! That's the actual title our pastor wants us to go with

Oh joy... Our pastor has taken to naming his own lecture. How dare he. But I have to give him credit... it's so weird, I think I'll use it.

We start with the astonishing signs of the end of the age. These are what God Himself told us. This is, as it was in the days of Noah and, as in the days of Lot. What was really going on in these two events? In the days of Lot, it was regeneration. Yes, there were other really bad sins going on there, but you've got to figure out the real reason God stepped in and destroyed those cities. And, in the days of Noah, the fallen angels had corrupted all flesh with Genetic Manipulation... These things we called by God, Exceedingly Wicked and Great Wickedness. Let's sit back and listen to Cliffside Community Chapel's idea of a warm and fuzzy sermon.

Why did the rich young Pharisee leave? This guy lied to the face of God. Just like in Matthew 7. Jesus essentially said to those who were bragging about what they had done in His name, You have lied to My face. How sad that there are people who are more than willing to lie about what they have done for God, just to get paid a lot of money for their boastings. Oh, have I offended a few of you? Then don't listen to this lecture. You'll be furious.

But why not? Let's get into it. Heterochronic Parabiosis... not to be confused with Isochronic Parabioses. We're glad he cleared that up. You will be excited and thrilled with what you'll learn here. Okay... maybe not so much. But some of you might actually find this fascinating and enthralling. Hey... we need to know what's coming, and I know... it's not pretty.

There's more. You'll find that out... when you listen.