Is Lot's Wife Being Punished? The answer is not what you've been taught

Our Pastor has received many letters from a lot of you and there’s one he has to read before we start recording. His name must remain hidden, but he is a foremost nuclear physicist is from overseas and we love him as one of our Internet Members. We have some VERRRY Smart people listening to us, and it’s quite humbling.

Alright… Enough trying to make you feel guilty for not being here. It’s not working anyway. Pastor mentions many of you who have left him voicemails and emails and your questions and comments. Thank you all. We appreciate you more than you’ll know.

We live in perilous times. Pastor explains. Part of his explanation is mathematics. That should keep you awake.

Okay… Pastor now starts the recap of where we have come from. He’s backing up the bus to pick up the stragglers. That would be most of us.

The Days of Noah
The Day of Noah / Ark
The days of Lot
The day Lot left Sodom

Remember Lot’s Wife – Luke 17:26-32 and Matthew 24:36-44

Most think Lot’s wife is being punished. We don’t think so. This pastor will straighten you out on your errant teaching. If this messes up what you’ve been taught, Sorry. ...Okay, not really. Fake sorry.

Well! I think I’ve chased away the majority of you. Those of you who are left will now be able to listen without having to contend with the jeering crowd of naysayers… You’re welcome.

Now we can hear the sermon in peace. So, what are you waiting for? Press play before the crowd catches on and comes back.

Thank you for listening to this so called Pastor. If you have any questions or want to encourage him, feel free to call or write us.