Sons Of God. Who are they? What view do you have? Can you defend it?

With this sermon you will learn about 'The sons of God'. Who are they? What did they do to cause the flood? ...Wait a minuet! They caused the flood? Yes, that's one more thing you'll be surprised to learn about. Have I offended any of you yet? Probably about 80% of you. But you wanted a brief overview, and pastor told me it's all right to be honest with you about what you'll be hearing. And all this offending is just in the pre sermon stuff. Pastor Chronister will be offending even more of you during the rest of the sermon. Hey, don't shoot the messenger, and please don't shoot the pastor. We want to keep him around a little while longer. Again... just my attempt at honesty. One of our motto's is 'Driving away the visitors every Sunday, no matter what.' Speaking of visitors… Just as an aside, the visitors he refers to in this sermon just so happen to be my wife and I. I think this was our second or third Sunday. It was a very exciting time for us, knowing we had finally found our new church home.
In this sermon our beloved pastor finally gets back to the topic of Lot's wife. And he ties it all together with a nice little bow while offending even more of you without even trying. Don't try this at home, after all our pastor is a professional.
OK, the 5% of you that are left... let's open our text book, press play, and now that we've gotten rid of all of the squeamish we can all enjoy the sermon... all four of us.