Carson Leaves To Do Laundry

A writer for the Washington Post wrote the following yesterday...

'Caucus night is inherently wacky and, in a year when the Republican presidential front-runner is a reality TV star, journalists covering the proceedings in Iowa surely anticipated something they've never seen before.

But surely not this.

Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon who briefly led the GOP field just a few months ago, announced that after voting concludes in the Hawkeye State, he will not hurry off to campaign in New Hampshire, site of the nation's first primary next Tuesday, like everyone else. Nor will he head to South Carolina, whose primary follows 11 days later.

Instead, he will go home to Florida to rest and — this is the best part — 'get some fresh clothes.'