Astrophysics?! Let's find out what God says about it

During the pregame show Pastor reads a letter from a PH.D nuclear scientist professor. We will not divulge anything about him so he can keep his job. Why do I tell you about the pregame show at Cliffside? That's right... we want all of you to move up here in mass. (The previous sentence proves this is not a cult... We know that none of you will do it.)

Last week we reached a new level of drool soaking the carpet. So, this week we're talking about CMBR. Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation. And pastor connects this with E=MC'2 and the speed of light, C= 300,000,000 M/Sec. The problem with the big bang is that nothing can travel faster than C. So they have to address the Horizon Problem of C. If nothing travels faster than the speed of Light, they’ve got a huge problem. The universe keeps stretching, just like God says.

Okay, I'm not able to keep up with pastor here, so I will give all of you who are reading this (all two of you) a break.

But pastor does get into the NOAH movie a little.

Isaiah 42:1-5; Does God stretch out time as well?

For all you science and physics nerds like me out there, Pastor talks about “Gravitational force”. Is it a particle? Is it a force between far away objects? Pastor gets into 'Inertial Frame of Reference', and 'Uniform Motion'. But the speed of light is constant no matter what direction you're going or how fast you're going.

Newton says Gravity is equal to force.
Einstein says Gravity is equal to Space-time.

I'll let pastor explain gravitational time displacement.

So today class, you’re going to learn about Astrophysics. Just like every church in America is doing this Sunday. Okay, maybe not. Thanks for listening.