Information Theory... and Is Adam stupid for listening to his wife?

Our pastor starts off by giving us a bunch of Scriptures that we are currently careening into. And he says that physicists are coming to the conclusion that God actually created this universe and the Christian churches are steering away from belief in God. So that's the first rant. Let's see how many more this pastor has for us today.

And with this in mind, obviously... the first part of the lecture should be information theory. That’s right... Quantum Physics! Hey... Try it. You'll like it. And this is your test to find out if, in fact, you are weird like us.

Okay, the test is over. Those of you who passed are still here, and we welcome you to the advanced class.

We jump back into the obviously incorrect assumptions that Adam is stupid for listening to his wife, and that God condemned Adam and Eve for what they said and did. See 1st Timothy 2:14 for the correct conclusion. Now, sit back and relax and enjoy this part of the lecture.

For those of you not willing to click on the video link above, here's your list so you can follow along:

Because you listened to your wife...
A. Cursed is Ground
B. For Thy Sake
C. In Sorrow
D. Shall you eat of IT
E. All the days of your life
F. Thorns
G. Thistles
H. Shall IT bring forth to you
I. You shall eat... herb
J. In sweat / face
K. Eat Bread
L. Till you Die/ Return to the (IT) Ground
M. Dust... Dust... Ground

And all of this causes Adam to rename his wife "LIFE"! That’s what “Eve” means.

That should get you to press play... Okay, but you should do it anyway. Why? Because it's good for you. So let's all get out our notebooks and open our TextBooks. The advanced class is in session.