S.H.I.E.L.D. = Pinocchio 2.0? How do you make a soul? You don't. God does

We start this Sunday's lecture with letters from the vast Internet audience. We love you guys. Thank you so very much. We even have a letter from a group in Texas that listens to our Pastor. But we also got a good one from Australia, by the man who must not be named. Something about an ingredient found in Diet Coke that promotes muscle building? Some kind of steroidal effect I think. Anyway, he’s wicked smart, so we know that what he’s reporting just has to be amazing information.

But enough of the warm fuzzy stuff. Our infamous pastor starts off discussing a TV show that he doesn’t name. I won’t give you the name of the show either, but its initials are S.H.I.E.L.D. The discussion that follows is on the theme of Pinocchio, which we know will enthrall you. This pastor uses the show to discuss the fact that free will can only come from the soul, which is a created; a non-physical entity. It’s not data that can be transferred. And only an Omniscience, Omnipotent God can create it. But keep in mind that our pastor is a professional... do not try this at home. Just kidding... try it. You’ll like it.

My battery on this little tablet is about to die so it is up to you to encourage yourself to press play, all on your own, without my dissertation as to why you should. Come on! You can do it! I know you can. Tell you what. If you don’t like it, you can blame me. Your Friendly Internet Supper Dave.

PS. This lecture is likely to spark some questions. If you’re having trouble with any of them, feel free to write or call our pastor. It’s okay. He actually likes it. Oh, and be sure you encourage him while you’re at it. Thanks for listening.