Jesus Is God, Created Quantum Mechanics, and Resurrects Himself. Way Cool!

Today we are actually celebrating First Fruits Sunday, and not that other pagan holy day that most churches like to indulge in. This day was chosen by Jesus as the day He will resurrect Himself. To say that Jesus was not in control of His own crucifixion and resurrection is heresy. Think about it. Is He Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent, Omnibenevolent, Creator God, or not? But, heresy's what you get in most churches today. Not all, mind you, but how many churches are having Easter egg hunts today, hmmm? Offended yet? Sorry... Okay, not really.

But now our pastor talks about the difference between our body and our soul and the physics community has figured this out. Christ says, Do not fear one who can kill the body. Fear Me! Yes, He is the one who makes and saves the soul.

And so today we absolutely must talk about Local Realism vs. Non Locality, and compare that with Absolute Determinism vs. Incompleteness Theorem. And then we just have to talk about the Uncertainty Principle. ... What? Aren't all churches discussing the Uncertainty Principle today? But not to fear... The lecture will be short today. Only 3 hours, not the usual 6 or 7. Just kidding! It’s only 30 minutes. From here I'll let you listen without any more of my illustrious and incredibly infamous commentary.

We appreciate your listening to this pastor. Please give him a call or drop him an email to let him know how much you appreciate him, and while you're at it you might as well ask a question or 20. It's only fair. He gives us more than 20 questions every week. We should fire questions back at him. Just make ‘em good. He loves a challenge.

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